Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

I love ragging on Rovell as much as the next guy, but this is pretty unfair. I mean, yes, he's rewriting press releases. He came from the business world with CNBC. Many of those financial web sites basically rewrite press releases for things like earnings, M&A, etc. It's not like he's lifting text wholly unchanged,…

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

Does anyone else not find her attractive in the slightest?

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.

Guy doing the finger guns can fuck right off.

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

This wouldn't motivate me, but there is a thing called heart and grit and it matters. I don't get why you guys at Deadspin are so anti-hustle.

We played a hockey team yesterday and won 8-0 and we all commented after how none of them even tried. It exists.

No rappers? RAYCESS!!!

I'm asking seriously out of interest....can women seriously not tell this is a fake story written by a woman? If not I'd be happy to explain why I know it's not written by a guy

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

Agreed. Samer needs to put more thrust behind his hips, and try it with a human instead of a mattress.

Nope, to the dismay of about 2/3rds of our showing's audience, who waited through 5000 lines of VFX crew credits to see nothing. I was hoping at some point the credits would break and we'd see a scene where Nick Fury convinces Godzilla to join SHIELD, but no such luck.

"Chipotle's food isn't even that good."

Somehow, I doubt this is part of some "Bentley: We Pass the Savings on to You" campaign.

When Team Cat is ready to acknowledge denounce their own history of systematic violence.

Wow. How did the Clips lose their feel good "getting past Sterling narrative" so quickly with the people writing the scripts? Oh I bet this is to increase the suspense!

Added some Frank Miller inspired colors to it: