Petchesky: Tom, don't you worry calling Westbrook "basketball cocaine" reveals too much about your past?

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

More like "Slim Weeper," amirite?!?!

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

I know Griffin is insanely popular but I just don't get it. He's seems like an emotional little douchebag.

"Mr. Welker! Mr. Welker! Can I have one?!"

Ray - putting the 'ish in "fittish" since elementary school.

How many times do you think they go "WILSON!!" after a miss and think it's super funny?

Every proper yacht has a ball buoy.

V. Stiviano for Vendetta

Snake on a Plane

I think this is some great brand synergy. When I play Pacman, I can never get past the first level.

"Kin… ja?"

[walks down to local Blockbuster store to return "No Exit" movie]

Watch your back, Snowden. Boxers have long memories.

You know I've reached the point where I'm over this argument. Let's just say this artist was not very successful at the Hey Arnold! illustration.

everyone became a hipster, a model, or a hipster model.

Is it me or do these all just look like H&M ads?