If her story is true...

As a liberal black man living in the US, let me explain for anyone that’s curious why Trump has so much support in our country: Shit like this.

Clearly a fair-weather fan. When it mattered most, he wasn’t a dodger. 

Now that’s a son burn. +1

It’s like watching a bizarre case of Stockholm Syndrome, wherein James Harden is the captor and the basketball is P.J. Tucker’s freedom.

I dunno. I thought it sounded like he was asking for a bowl of Alpo. I mean he deserves it. He played a great game yes he did yes he did.

The Round Mound of Sound Logic.

This comment added 4" to my vert and now my son can read. +1

More like the Pittsburgh Stealers, amiright?!

I’m sure he’s great! I haven’t watched many Timberwolves games but clearly he’s a unique commentator.

Commentator 1: You could not have scripted a better ending to this game!

I think he’s referring to the fact that Melo has the highest total Olympic medals (4) and gold medals (3), which is like saying the greatest boxer of all time is a three-way tie between Laszlo Papp, Teofilo Stevenson, and Felix Savon.

This comment gave me custody of my children. +1

This is all so stupid. SO STUPID.

Not to be that guy, but 2004 players throwing opening pitches is going to take, like, 19 hours.

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No DualShock, no purchase.

If you had told me that in 2018 LeSean McCoy would become the perfect blend of Michael Vick and Adrian Peterson, I’d have called you crazy.

Fuck this guy. He is a narcissistic, homophobic asshole with negative levels of self-awareness.