I do not claim to have any intimate knowledge of what transpired here (because I have none), but as a psychiatric nurse I gotta say this sounds like a psychotic break.

Not just “the cops”. The LAPD for fuck’s sake.

Get confident, stupid!

I have no idea what is fact about this story and what isn’t, and neither do you. This is literally a she-said, he-said issue. So why don’t you hop up off of that high horse and have a discussion with someone, yeah?

Yes! Why should we ever criticize anyone, ever, for anything. Right?

The pole scene. Not just the initial event, but everything up to, and including, the following morning. I was paralyzed throughout.

Sorry, didn’t want to be too specific because spoiling anything for this film is unforgivable.

Hereditary is all I’ve talked about since I watched it three nights ago. It is, without a doubt in my mind, the single creepiest film I have ever seen. The writing is pitch-perfect, the acting is superb, and the plot is dense and jolting.

Dude learn how to use commas properly you asshole.

So we’re just going to pretend that this is the first time Kanye has said some completely unacceptable, ignorant, racist shit. Okay!

The biggest problem isn’t that Kanye thinks that slavery was a choice. The biggest problem is that a lot of people give a shit what Kanye West thinks for some reason.

John Bois thinks John Bois is a lot more funny and clever than John Bois really is.

This comment restored my eyesight. +1

“We don’t need any more assholes kneeling during the anthem or being capable of forming an opinion or voting or any of that radical bullshit.”

At least one of his limbs is porcelain.

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

“He was all set to be back by April,” Stevens continued, “because he found a guy in Montana that was willing to replace his skeleton with adamantium, but I made him watch Logan so now he’s decided to just heal up and play next season.”

My family kisses each other on the lips as well. Mothers, brothers, fathers. Oddly enough, my sister has never been on board, but whatever, that makes her the weird one.

This is great, because you actually read the definition (probably a bunch of times) and still don’t know what it means or how to use.