If you could have any artist soundtrack your life, who would it be?

All things being equal, they’re both just the worst.

I came. +1

You should hear me speak about politics! So fuckin’ eloquent bro.

I assume that you’re one of the people from the videos on my FaceBook timeline that’s been deaf their whole life but suddenly gained the ability to hear through modern science, and that somebody happened to have SportsCenter on in the background or something.

“And at this point... you have to pick the lesser of two evils, but in the end, it’s still evil.”

The mass epilepsy that would ensue during a Golden State Warriors game alone makes this worth it.

My father and I were recently arguing about the GBOAT, and while I couldn’t objectively call Radiohead the best band of the last 25 years, I told him that they were probably the most important band of the last 25 years. He replied, “Fuck Radiohead.” Who’s right?

This exchange just added years to my life. Thank you.

If facts and accuracy make you this upset, have I got a political party for you!

Ah, just in time for awards season.

My comment is literally a description of the video.

If you don’t have 38 minutes and 23 seconds to spare, it’s 35 minutes of Allen Iverson crying and thanking literally over one hundred people individually, occasionally breaking cadence to tell a moderately amusing joke or anecdote.

I find my penis is hard to penetrate females.

He doesn’t need you to defend him. I doubt he gives a shit what any Deadspin commenter thinks.

Rodney Harrison is 5-gauge ass catheter for his statements, but as someone who is half-black I can tell you for certain, without exception, that being half-black and being black are not the same.

He has a lot of great ideas...

I would appreciate any example of these moments.

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