If you’re the kind of person that a movie/comic/video game/song/show/news story/Donald Trump rally could influence into committing a violent act, you were probably going to commit a violent act anyway.

I see what you mean.

I get what you’re saying. Thanks.

I guess I didn’t.

I, too, can attest to this first-hand.

I think he was taking issue with the fact that he, like an intelligent adult, posited that in order for some minor league ball players to win their way to a decent income, others would have to lose what little income they had.

They split the rent equally, each paying $227.25 per month, but the housemate with the single room covers Internet and cable.

You guys know that dozens and dozens of artists on independent labels release albums every single week, right? And these albums are sometimes criminally underheard and outstanding by any measure.

Your theory is stupid.

So when someone tells you, “Every time I go to eat lunch I get interrupted by a customer that needs my help,” you would take this to mean that they are literally interrupted every time they try to eat their lunch and that they literally have never eaten lunch ever.

I love this comment for two reasons:

Sometimes, when I’m out in public and encounter multiple strangers who seem like fine, well-adjusted human beings functioning as active participants in our society, I get worried that suddenly everyone has become decent people capable of tempering their emotions and conveying thoughtful opinions on the world’s…

Judging by your comment, that must’ve been only days ago.

Don’t watch the moon landing. Your head might literally detonate.

Welp, found my new wallpaper for every device I own.

I want to take this comment out for a steak dinner and call it the next day.

I don’t live my life with regrets.

I could be missing your point entirely, but I feel like every time football is played it is just another golden opportunity for injury (this includes practice and spring training, both of which regularly end players’ seasons before they’ve begun).

The best part was that the audio guy didn’t stop the music.

But... the game... is in 3-D...