I came. +1

Producer: Guys, start talking.

Of course not, what a dumb question. Eventually you’ll die.

Thanks for decoding his cryptic message for us plebeians, professor.

Clearly 6, not 10.

While those Bulls lineups were some of the best to ever exist, I can’t agree that LeBron never played on a team that well-constructed. He literally constructed an All-Star lineup in Miami for the expressed purpose of winning championships. You’re right though, leading the Finals in all of those stats is undeniably…

But he just crumpled up a 73-win juggernaut and dunked it in the trash nearly singlehandedly, and Michael never had to do anything with even 75 percent the degree of difficulty that involved.

Shaq was the goddamn greatest.

Unless you’re being facetious, it is very obvious what “looking masculine” means, both in the case of Tig Notaro and in general. Men have masculine features and traits. This is how, like 99% of the time, when you see a man with your eyes you know that it is a man you are seeing with your eyes. Duh.

Draymond Green sits with his grandchildren, flipping through a photo album of all the NBA’s best players from his era.

You’re kinda dumb, huh.

“Our investigation into Reyes’ domestic violence allegations was hindered initially by the fact that he was already under investigation for allegations of domestic violence in Hawaii.”

Schilling’s skin has a hue that says “I emerged from my subterranean lair to donate four pints of blood.”

I honestly didn’t realize that Major Kusanagi wasn’t supposed to be white. I mean, what anime characters are actually drawn with Asian features (save for maybe Brock from Pokémon)?

I’m guessing, by your reply, that you didn’t realize I was agreeing with you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Are you suggesting that an issue as emotionally extensive and deep as the explanation for why our entire species has failed at monogamy since inception can’t be summarized by a single sentence? Heresy!

Maybe I’m just remembering it wrong, but it always seemed to me that Rob Ford wasn’t a “bad” guy. He was inept, foolish, oblivious, self-obsessed, and deluded, but I never heard him say hateful things, or do anything to anyone (other than his liver) that was particularly reprehensible.

There’s something extremely unappealing about a character who is constantly expounding (unprompted, usually) on his contempt for humanity and civilization and everything at all times.

Then watch “They Came Simultaneously” to get your palette dirty again.

Kobe took umbrage at the fact that she remained seated as he approached and wouldn’t open her eyes all the way.