That’s a really brave stance you took, siding with an innocent child over an abhorrent mob of tactless assholes. Also, thank you for explaining what allergies are. Most people reading your comment are totally unaware of what allergies are, and, most importantly, most people reading your comment are members of that mob…

“As a professional football player, witnessing an incident where a woman’s face was being struck by a fist that was not my own was confusing, bewildering, and frightening. Looking back at the footage, my ‘participation’ in the scuffle was shameful and embarrassing.

When I lay on my deathbed I will think of this comment, smile, and let go.

Kojima with facial hair has a John Lennon vibe that I totally dig.

If the bulk of Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech, a distinguished privilege that few are granted and that Swift my never experience again, was directed at Kanye West for five words he said in a song that he probably forgot as soon as they left his lips, Kanye wins.

Honestly, it looks pretty sweet.

I’m a Deadpool fan, but I absolutely cannot stand Ryan Reynolds. His delivery of even the most finely crafted dialogue is the antithesis of humor to me. I haven’t come close to even smiling during one of these trailers, so I assume this film is not for me.

“He’s able to process thoughts, speak them and carry on conversations.”

Racism Supervisor: Frances, these emails need to be less intelligible and more intolerant! And what did I tell you about using the N-word?!

An innocent thirteen year-old girl lost her life, yet here you are walking this Earth being the fucking worst. Just isn’t fair.

or

Russell: Hmm. [reading from box] Humanoid Emotional Emulator Pro + Adjectives 2016. This computes. This computes nicely.

Russell: Hmm. [reading from box] Humanoid Emotional Emulator Pro + Adjectives 2016. This computes. This computes nicely.

Russell: Hmm. [reading from box] Humanoid Emotional Emulator Pro + Adjectives 2016. This computes. This computes nicely.

His OS is an entirely Java-based plugin, so these sorts of glitches are inevitable.

Well if Blac Chyna’s only preying on Rob during a week time, this should all be over in about six more days.

Phatt Booty

You and I have very different definitions of “hilarious.”

As someone who hasn’t played this game, I can say that it seems like the developer is trying very hard to get the gamer to illicit the kind of emotional responses that you experienced. I’m not suggesting it isn’t a good game, but I take umbrage at filmmakers when they are very overtly exerting effort to make me cry as…

Teammate: Von, man, I dunno dude. They’re making you look like a goddamn supervillain out here in the media bruh.