What’s sad is that as soon as the Simpsons writers were left to their own comedic devices at the end of the couch gag, my enjoyment plummeted to negative levels.

I disagree with your logic, but agree with your thesis: Leonardo does not deserve an Academy Award with this movie.

The first half of the song is basically a Nike diss track.

Yeah cuz remember when Martin Luther King Jr. was trying to get civil rights equality for black people and he was all like, “Hey Hank Aaron can you stop playing baseball until black people are equal?” and Hank Aaron was like, “No problem fam I got you,” and then all the slaves were free or whatever?

Forensics found a second gunshot wound in Early’s foot, but this was consistent with company-wide injury sustained by the Knicks organization suffered just after signing forward Carmello Anthony to a 5-year extension.

This is the most perfect comment I’ve ever read.

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The rampant and unchecked misuse of the word “literally” (such as in the aforementioned post) is the reason why the 2nd definition exists. This is also why it is considered the “informal” use of the word. You can read about how that happened here.

I’ve been waiting for Deadspin to write something- anything- about Rondo for weeks now. Thanks.

“...and the only player in the NBA who is currently outproducing him on offense is the guy who is literally breaking the game.”

I want to kiss you on the mouth. +1

I feel like a lot of the commenters here read

In hindsight, that number was way too low.

That was my first thought as well. Which is bullshit, for a couple reasons. Verizon’s faux-a la carte packages contain channels that are desirable to almost everyone, but are packaged in a manner ideal for almost no one. If they had any real interest in providing more customizable options to their customers, they’d…

I had to see what the hotdog actually was before I passed judgement. That’s not even clever, and thereby doubly offensive.

“Is this live?”

I came. +1

Sweatin’ like Jason Whitlock in an air-conditioned building over here...

I particularly like the subtle transition from “Jason Whitlock” to just “Whitlock” about halfway through the handbook.

I broke a sweat just trying to scroll to the comments section. Goddamn.