This will never get the stars it deserves.

“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

I refuse to pay attention to this guy because his “persona” is completely an act that he began cultivating around the time that his tattoos went from “Wow, that’s a lot of tattoos” to “I think this guy hates natural skin.”

“No, YOU need to stop!!!”

Well that just made my night. Thank you, sir.

+1 So brilliantly fucking stupid. Never die.

How NOT to Commit Murder

“Dallas sportswriter Jim Dent... was sentenced to 10 years in prison today for his 10th DWI.”

Counterpoint: Teens won’t have sex if they never learn what it is.

Mayweather: Great interview Katie. Thanks for sticking to the script.

Someone should sit with her and explain what the word “cannot” means.

It honest-to-god looks like it got ripped from his hands like it was pulled by a leash.

I don’t think anybody’s saying he doesn’t deserve the right to an appeal. I was just pointing out that literally any case can be appealed, but only a fraction of them ought to be.

"...showing the teens naked pictures of herself, and Lehnardt sexing multiple teens..."

Well, I mean...

In an instance such as this, when the jury’s decision is largely supported by testimony and a generous amount of damning evidence, it’s at least a waste of time.

Your mind goes to some dark, fucked up places when it gets going huh?

Read the replies. He has brought joy to the lives of others, which is more than your finger-wagging has done for anybody.

None of what you said is correct.