The joke didn't make me laugh, but the frownie face did.

Tom, that was very big of you to omit the names of the email you wrote. The whole world doesn't need to know that Greg Howard is a deadbeat.

The title of this post is wildly misleading.

An injury like this will be hard to cum back from.

It takes a lot of balls to endure that kind of pain.

No Sewage Joe. This list is garbage.

Would you exercise the same compassion and thoughtful understanding to someone who, because of the exact same childhood experiences as Brenner, was sexually attracted to small children, or the elderly and enfeebled? If so, you're still an unapologetic opportunist, but at least you know what you are.

While we're on the topic, you can download Mötley Crüe's greatest hits for free right here!

"Accidents like these can maybe accounted to 0.001% of all drivers..."

I tried to watch and like Under the Skin but that movie just really got...on my nerves.

Mm, I'm gonna go ahead and say it's you that's making the rest of us penis-bearers look bad.

Why would you congratulate someone on being an idiot? That's not something to be proud of. Is that your idea of a joke? Well I got news for you buddy: your words hurt, and I don't appreciate your male oppression.

"...enact and enforce the patriarchy..."

So like, who the fuck cares if that's true or not? I mean, it's incredibly stupid to think that bathing habits would be at all dependent upon race, but it seems like that's not the issue people are taking with Rivera. It seems like the problem people have with this statement is that there is an implication that…

They'd only use that food to get drunk.

From the sounds of it, they did send the Vaseline to someone with a vagina.

Fucking hell. +1

+1 all net.

PSA: If you respond to my post asking "WHERE DID OP SAY S/HE WANTED A PRIZE?!?!?!?!?!?1111", you're getting dismissed.