I just realized that Darren Rovell is George Costanza with hair.

This comment gave me the giggle fits. +1

It took me an embarrassingly long time to get this expertly crafted joke. +1

I know he seems cool and confident by virtue of the fact that he's sitting in the car, but he's definitely giving that steering wheel the White-Knuckler.

The argument could be made that you didn't need to say anything at all, considering that your input was only that this game doesn't interest you, followed by your observation that, while most commenters are jerks, you are a superior being.

Stupid GIF won't work. I'm just getting a bunch of random images playing in the background, but the picture of Ellen isn't changing. Er, no wait. It's just a static image of Bill Simmons I mean.

"We played down in Miami two years ago and there was a zero chance of rain. Zero. And it rained.

This comment is everything that is pure and good in this world.

Totally not doing this to be an asshole, but I got schooled by a 74-year old coworker a while back for using that phrase incorrectly. It's "champing at the bit". Again, not being smarmy at all.

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It's pretty asinine to insiders as well.

Now I feel awesome! Cheers!

A second, longer rant ensued after Francesca learned of the Jets loss the day before.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.

Oh my god. This is so good.

Jeff Garcia(!) had the highest.

Roethlisberger went 40 for 49.

The guy in blue seems awfully afraid of getting into a scuffle with the red fighter, which is surprising considering he just beat him in, you know, a fight.