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The CEO continued, "We also got a few calls from women who weren't beaten by Ray Rice as well."

I hate Goodell as much as any red-blooded American, but why hasn't anybody brought up the fact that, even at a two game suspension, Ray Rice's punishment from the NFL was worse than his punishment from the law?

With that headline, you really could've just stopped at the photo.

Ray: And one thing Steve made very clear: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. It's night and day. It's night and day of anything we've ever been through.

Surely you jest.

So in other words, Michael Sam treats reporters differently based on whether or not they're gay.

It sure is, Johnny. It sure is.

1. Find somewhere to die.

CC: [Women are subhumans that may require manual adjustment via Mortal Kombat finishing before they ack right.]

Smith: I'm not saying she deserved to get knocked unconscious, I'm just saying that we don't know that she didn't deserve to not get knocked unconscious. For example, maybe she spoke without being spoken to. Maybe she attempted to voice an opinion of some kind. And I mean, look where the alleged assault took place. In

My thinking is: KD's agent wants him to pal around with teen idols to expand his brand, even if that teen idol is Lucifer's androgynous seed.

KD's Personal Assistant: This is never gonna work.

I read the thing. It's just too long. I totally believe a more effective form of this post could have been written at half the length.

Let's examine the facts:

Considering that it would, theoretically, give him the most massive cock on the planet, I'd call it a fortunately placed icon.

No, I sent you a link to a Wikipedia page on strength events. Walking is strength-based. Jumping jacks are strength-based. Just because an action requires a quantifiable amount of strength doesn't make it a strength event, which is what Hurtz was saying (and you, apparently, were not understanding).

Is brainier some sort of French cognac?

"She can't even remember to cup the balls while she's doing it. And I'm the one with CTE!"

"[The song] was a chance for me to tell my girls that no matter what happens to me and my brain," he said, "they're always going to be there."