That's it. That's the one. Everybody, we can stop trying to nail the joke. This guy did it.

If he's running behind him, how would 17 even know he threw the elbow unless there was contact?

"Yeah sure she's been getting raped a lot lately, but I mean look at her Instagram feed. She didn't earn those fake tits, and she's just flaunting that hot body of hers. What did she think was gonna happen? Common sense, girl. Buy some."

That... well that's just just terrorism. Fucking amazing boot off the pass.

A sweet monologue, marred only by the fact that it came out of Keith Olbermann's face.

I guess minimum wage jobs don't pay much these days...

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Real shame it wasn't you. Get stuffed.

Ha! That was actually pretty funny.

Still some NBA Finals airtime available...

First, I'm Native American. 25%. My mother is half. She was raised on a reservation, I belong to the Klamath/Yahooskin/Modoc Nation and am very, very proud of my heritage.

Nailed it.

I take comfort in the knowledge that the internet is probably not the only place where people can't stand you.

Alright everybody, pack it up! We can all go home now. This guy won.

I get what they're doing, but poor execution makes it stupid and the point is buried beneath it.

This review, both of his new album and of 50 Cent as an artist, is too good for this, or any, Gawker site.

What I find most remarkable is that they (apparently) surveyed not one, but TWO people who answered with some form of "hur hur my dick hyuck hyuck hyuck".

Why can't you just shut up and look up the definition of "joke", you lepton.

"I heard you're real good at cleaning hotel rooms, Ray."

If you walked up to somebody and said, "I'm a fucking idiot," you wouldn't be lying.