How the fuck do you exclude Stevie Wonder from the list?

So we're just going to pretend like this is a real story then? Yeah? Okay cool.

Dogs are, historically, fucking awesome and way better than cats (and only slightly worse than red pandas) as pets, so let Team Cat have this one. These don't come along very often.

That's the first thing I did too.

I love this and I want more of it.

Does laughing at this make me racist? God I hope so.

It's kind of disappointing that we were robbed of such a lazy, pointless, misguided showing of unity and symbolism in the face of privileged racism. It would have been striking.

You're so much smarter than the rest of us.

As a Chinese police officer who once caught a bullet wiff his bare hand, I also approve.

Yes, but you're also a fucking idiot because your sarcastic remark implied that the comments section of Deadspin is no place for jokes about a woman's murder.

That's only part of why it's funny, stupid.

I have no horse in this race, and if I did it'd be Ennis, but I don't know if I'd consider anything Boeheim said to be "shit talking" of anything but the most mild variety.

Well that was an unexpectedly logical answer. Carry on, good sir.

While helpful, the doctors had little to do with this one.

NFL Bans Goalpost Dunks

So is a ref officiating a game in which his brother is playing not a conflict of interests?

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On Reggae, Lorde Does Not Have Mercy

On Reggae, Lorde Does Not Have Mercy