your anatomy must work different than mine. getting into a sports bra is a 15-20 minute procedure.

It really is the Bermuda Triangle for some of us.

I do too! I accessorize him on occasion. Today he’s rocking a giant red bow on his head and a pearl necklace (my daughter’s baby bracelet).

A classical nude would help.

Halsey: Major east/west thoroughfare in Portland. It will take you al the way from Trader Joe’s to Fred Meyer to Target to the Edgefield (hotel/restaurant/amphitheater/distillery). THIS IS THE ONLY HALSEY I NEED.

Hey now, don’t be dissing sea turtles with a comparison to that shambling mess. They at least try to care for their young.

Please flag and dismiss trolls and try not to engage. They’re starting already.

I see your Josh Bell and raise you a Javier Baez.

I think his worst outcome is actually passing ahca. WI did not take Medicaid expansion (fuck Scott Walker), but the communities Ryan represents are economically struggling, and vulnerable to health costs rising. you have to wonder when they will finally turn on the party that has been in power at every level in the…

No matter the true reason, I’m going to imagine it’s because he wants to devote more time to his hobby of cobbling shoes in his English countryside barn.

Bulimia can also do a number on teeth

Is Jez dipping its toes back into Midweek Madness? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE bring back Midweek Madness.

Wouldn’t she be able to run on the same basis Cruz did, i.e. natural-born citizen? Her father was American.

Dr. Jen Gunter is a gynecologist that has an amazing blog, that debunks crappy advice from Goop.

I feel suddenly all those comments about her being a stripper and coming into the country illegally would be said by Trump himself. I honestly could see him trying to get her deported.

This. He knows if Melania leaves him, especially while he’s President, he’ll look like a fool. So Barron would be where he’d get revenge. If he wins, the butler will probably raise that kid.

Hooray, I can cross “Correct grammatical error in Gizmodo Media post” off my bucket list. Next up is getting out of the grays.

Live look at Mike Pence in front of a mirror

And another thing​...that left part in her hair? Seriously, I can’t tell if it’s a bad wig, a bad hair weave, something that done on purpose, or what. But even with the thickest of hair, the scalp is usually still visible.