SHE DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS THE FIRST. THAT IS WHY THIS BLOG POST WAS WRITTEN.

He is! http://collider.com/murder-on-the-orient-express-images/

“I will stay married to you if you remain >200 miles away from me. I will appear with you no more than two weekends per month - and then, only on State occasions. You may come no closer to me physically than what is required for an air-kiss.”

He’s like an unsexy version of Cillian Murphy!

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

NO. NO DAMMIT. DAMMIT ADAM.

I remain WAY too invested in the cast of Happy Endings. Hope Adam’s OK.

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”

He also said he wasn’t a racist!

That would be my guess. She probably started talking about these issues on set before she did so to the media. I’m also getting a clueless, fatherly vibe from the story, and Scott would be the best fit for that in terms of age.

Good to see he’s moving on from Heidi Klum

I think the argument that it’s not as bad since he was just president elect is plausible but also a sad preview of coming attractions. Definitely not plausible now though!

I never get tired of this gif. Platypus is all, “Scratch my belleh!” :D

..reminds me of that line from Good Omens “dont think of it as dying “, said Death  , “just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush”.

It’s what we use on another site where names shouldn’t be mentioned so she’s always Sunday Roast to me.

Is anyone here still hoping for the results to be overturned? I feel like it’s foolish after all that’s happened, but there’s a little seed in me that whispers “maybe”, and I don’t quite know what to do with it.