While there were many scary stories last year, none stayed with me as much as Look At Me. I may or may not have copped it as my own.

Chunky monkey?!?! WTF. If my boo called me that in private we’d be done. In a song heard by a dozen people, that’s a deal breaker.

If loving brie is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

Nopenopenopenope. I am obviously not a snake person.

When a house is infested with snakes, you burn it to the ground. You DON’T smile and pose for pictures!

Wait. I order the grilled cheese from the kids menu. Often times it’s the only vegetarian option.

I’m fine either way he decides to go, but I really think he would excel at picking up Jimmy Carter’s torch and running with it. Jimmy will be unable to continue as he has while he fights the cancer.

Hmmm? I thought it was shade on him from her because the flowers look like a cut out from his wedding backdrop. I could be wrong, I could be right. (based on neither being excellent shade throwers).

That is true. What’s that line? ‘Your mum and dad, they fuck you up?” I tried to figure out how to not sound judgemental about her altered looks, but I don’t think I was at all successful. I feel like this hypersexualized appearance painted her into a corner where it’s porn or playboy and she has little choice, based…

Her whole no to porn was just to drive up the price, right? I can’t think of any reason, besides stripping, to alter your appearance in this way. Unless? Oh my. Clever bitch. It’s Hugh Hefner she’s after. She’s already proven she’ll go way older. Slow clap, Stodden, slow. clap.

Warriors, come out to plaaaay.

Why does this post show as “Filled tho: Tyga” rather than Dirt Bagain? Almost blew right by it.

The beard in the “gotcha” photo is thicker than anything he’s shown himself able to grow; even the *shudder* neck beard.

Erin, so glad this is being covered! I loved the political discussion that used to take place back when we were both lowly comments. Well, I’m still lowly and now grey, however you’ve done well for yourself.

What on earth did I miss last night? I read the connect from the staff this morning, but that doesn’t really detail what happened.

That’s why I can’t read Chuck Klosterman, everything is “unironical.” Hate his writing.

Why is the assumption that those of us in the grays are all some form of MRAs? I jokingly hashtagged #notallgrays, last week, but apparently it is needed.

That’s greycist! #notallgreys

Overreaction, yes. but it is the only spot on the bear that appears to have the “seam” on it.

That is odd because I’m followed bit ITD, but I’m in the greys on Jezebel.