Same question. And why isn’t somebody covering it whilst Bobby is on vacation? there are certain things that get me through in life, and Midweek Madness is one of those things

“it’s also important to note that determining cause and effect when it comes to suicide isn’t easy”, and yet the headline for this article sounds like the video is the cause.

As Keith Mars taught me, going past the 10 year mark changes the monetary distribution in a divorce. If Jen and Ben don’t have a prenup, she’s not leaving before they reach that date.

I can’t stop looking at his shirt. How the hell did you bleed in such an interesting bird-like pattern?

I used to think I wanted flowers and poems (because the long term beau never gave them to me “they’re just going to wilt and die”). Then next boyfriend gave me both flowers and poems - but the poems were awful, and the flowers were to show my friends what a great guy he was more than they were for me. I made that…

Gluegary? Shoeperry?

Could this not have been done quietly so the press wouldn’t know the location/setting for her community hours? At least they are children of “normals” so the paps can’t photograph them.

Oh, JLo. Move forward not backwards. Is it just because you don’t have the time to train a new one?

My MIL (and by association my FIL too) have taken to pronouncing cafe as kuh-FA (long a). Maybe she’s always said it that way and I never noticed until this last visit when kuh-FA came up in conversation about 10 times. We’re midwesterners, for pete’s sake! where did this come from?

Is that a big bottle of vodka on the table?

Do you think they were trying to decide if they should be making the pizza as well as contacting the police?

You may only need an app like this if you have a possibly on meth-but definitely troublesome significant other.

Anna must be seething! First she had to let KK come because of Kanye, but the mother. THE MOTHER??!! This has gone too far!

Not going to lie, I teared up just reading the headline. I don't think I'm ready to handle the best of clips just yet. Somebody hold me

Can’t you just join instagram and see all the KK selfies you want for free?

DO NOT show this to my puppy! He’ll want his own monkey

It’s not really a speech impediment for a toddler to glide liquid sounds. It’s only a problem if they are over 5 1/2 years old. Yay, Grad School knowledge!!

And why is the local media covering this? Do they cover all regrettable facebook posts?

You win all the wins! I will follow you all the days of your life proclaiming before all peasants to bow down in your presence. None shall ever usurp your throne. Even Cersei knows when she is in the presence of greatness. The Dragons will do your bidding.

Dammit! I’m in Oregon or else this little lady would come home with me. That face!! I love her