Traffic on I-35 is raging, things are really strained on the 183 near the airport. We've got some major bulging northbound on 130 near exit 437. Meanwhile, it's just barely inching along on the Brett Favre Memorial Parkway.

Considering which way I lean, I can't believe I'm going to say this, but the Karcher K2.27CCk 1600 PSI Electric Power Washer with Dirt Blaster Wand is actually a decent piece of equipment.

Anyone else stop dead in their tracks when the guy ate lunch BEFORE dealing with the load of shit in his pants?

I think that the dry handjob is more a product of the guy not speaking up. Ladies understand the need for their own bits to be all juiced up but sometimes men forget that so we need to speak up. Guys should not be shy and have some oil and such on hand (pun intended)

My husband honestly likes one now and then. I told him people say no one likes them and that girls can't do it well and he said people don't know what they are missing. I like a little hand action too, sometimes it's nice to lay back and feel good.

My biggest pet peeve in life is people that have no self-awareness (mostly occurring when people walk on the sidewalk and choose not leave enough room for the people coming the other direction). Lack of self-awareness, happens all too often on plane rides. Cases in point:

See what happens when you request "The Rains of Castamere" for the father/daughter dance?

What he doesn't realize is that he would be seeing primarily diseased poons or poons whose owners suspect a problem worth seeing a doctor about. Diseased poons, ripped poons, raped poons, poons in need of help. Man, a healthy vagina for a doctor must really be a blessing.

My goodness, I can't wait to read the comments on this one.

Replying to add the address for paypal, if anyone wants to chip in.

Actually that's an old misconception. Foie gras ducks/geese are treated no worse than any other animal in the agricultural industry. In fact, since it's usually a more expensive luxury item, they are often treated far better for most of their lives (up until the last month when they force feed them- that's debatable…

Kirin Ichiban was not mentioned? Although I wholeheartedly agree with you, if only to get a can that is more indestructible than some cold war bunkers.

Seriously? Do you mean 'extreme poverty because I spent too much money on partying and it's not payday yet'? Because if not, do you have a paypal or something? I'm sure I can chip in a little bit, and others can do the same, so I can enjoy my dinner tonight.

Gotta do something with the shitty cuts of meat ...

This lady was looking down at something, maybe on her phone or something else but there was a good car and a half length of free space in front of her so I changed lanes (she was completely still, not moving at all waiting for red light to change). As I made my turn I could hear the lady's horn blaring. I looked in my…

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I watch pretty much every true crime television show out there, read tons of true crime books (if you haven't read The Devil in the White City yet, you really should), have wanted to visit the Lizzie Bordon house for years, and have read the entirety of this encyclopedia. As I watched Snapped today, I was also struck…

Thanks for the update Kyle, but I don't see the numbers on how many police you guys have shot so far.

From her accent I'd say she is either from Birmingham or the Black Country (probably Dudley) in the UK and she definitely says "fookin' hell".