"I had one when I was youngI also had the USS Flagg"

Announcement probably got intercepted.

my pussy doesn't sparkle, it glistens

I think its offensive that people like you are sticking up for some punk that was a part of second degree murder as a juvi, had just forcefully robbed a store, and then attacks a police officer while the cop was in his car. I think its offensive people cant obey the law and dont want to be held accountable. I…

intentionally throwing? they used the FACTS - you're just a media sheep and the actual story doesn't fit with what you were fed and the ideology some people/sites have tried to push.

What about Gastropubs? Sure, some of them can be rather full of themselves, but there are many that just serve great food in a pub atmosphere without being all pretentious about it. The beer is usually great too, the tv's are not too loud and it's just comfortable.

what the fuck, hotel bars are the best.

If you aren't drinking Left Hand, you are wasting your time:

When it comes to the various means of moving slowly through water, this should help settle the longstanding debate of row v. wade.

I'll tell you how painful and debilitating a nut shot is: This article made my nuts hurt a little, and I refuse to watch any of your clips.

AFTER? Fuck that garbage. Always before. Getting her off afterwards is like long division homework. You get that shit done Friday night so you have all weekend to party. Everyone wins.

Yeah....but....sleepy. So sleepy/

Sports fandom is definitely at the apex at ages 10-12. You're old enough to understand the game at a high enough level (like, say, enough to be the coach of the Thunder), but you're still young enough to not be distracted by anything else.

That wasn't a cord. It was Shea McClellin trying to make a tackle.

Believe it or not, this move was/is a mainstay in Derrick Rose's rehab routine.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

The 1976 Cadillac Fleetwood Talisman. Many velours were ruthlessly crushed in the name of decedent opulence.

Well, this article just taught me I have a micro penis, despite being of average erect length. Thanks Mark...

I think you probably mean "slightly longer than an inch, erect." Flaccid size means nothing to ultimate length or girth.