Ah, got it. Carry on.

Mongo is Steve McMichael

Pussy is perfect. It's a little bit cute, a little bit naughty, and it rolls off the tongue nicely.

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Hotel bars also become your neighborhood bar when traveling. Hence the appeal.

Me too! Every nice hotel I've been to seems to usually have the nicest bar in the area.

Hotel bars are the greatest! Especially the nicer high end lounges. Usually excellent service, bartenders, and usually some good live entertainment. Also, should you need to take a nasty shit, you can scuttle up to your room and crap in peace—even shower up if needed, then head back down to the action.

3 jock straps for support, then sweat pants.

well lucky for him.

no, it was a lot of pressure, but I am pretty high pain tolerant. They generally do the "bee sting" local anesthetic to numb the superficial tissue. They then do the "mule kick" local to numb the testicles themselves. It's A LOT of pressure. Then no pain at all.

my guy said, "It's gonna feel like you got kicked by a mule"

The blood clot will take months to resolve. I had what you had, except times 100. Though the procedure was a piece of cake (even drove myself to and fro). My, uh, aftermath was a a fucking disaster. Though I had no external bleeding from my incisions (not even stitched)but some fucking part of my groin decided to…

My guess is that is a tournament, so the boxers will fight several fights over the course of the tourney. I assume the loser of this fight figured they had no chance so they just showed up, started to fight, then threw the towel in to allow their fighter to continue on.

I am a big fan of all of Left Hand Brewery beers I've tried.... so far the Milk Stout, Polestar Pilsner, and 400 Pound Monkey English style IPA.

no way, it's awesome!

I'd substitute tandem kayaking with both of those. If you can survive doing that with your spouse, you have it good.

My poor nuts are throbbing like a toothache from this article.

It's an acquired taste for sure. I like it, but I will happily drink other styles of beer no problem.

There is a time and a place for everything. Coladas are perfectly fine when on vacation at on a beach/pool setting.

only pussies are concerned with being "manly"