It’s been FORTY F*****G YEARS since Shirley Muldowney won Top Fuel championship in drag racing, right alongside all the “real” men, and won the title twice more. And we’re STILL having this argument? Women can drive, but it costs money to compete at

The tape isn’t real - it’s a parable (you know, like Jeebus). Everything is symbolic of something real:

The “sex workers” are the GOP (a bunch of real whores if there ever was one). The “bed” is the White House. And the “pee” (while not technically urine) is still orange, noxious and something you’d wash your hands…

It moved, Jerry!

Nexus card, dude.

Take a trip to Dubai...

“Let the Wookie win”

ahem x2

They’ll fire the sounds of speech out of their foreheads, like dolphins.

This little car/scooter combo is one of the stars of a fun manga/anime series Taiho Shichau zo (You’re Under Arrest), one of my favs.

I am completely OK with whatever the results of this experiment. If he’s successful, goes the full distance and lands alive - OK! If he blows up, and all that is left of him is a chunky red mist floating slowly downwind - still OK!

This is one of the few things I will see this week that elicits no opinion of any kind.

I heard that in Andre Braugher’s voice.

Well, Moore DOES spend a lot of time thinking about children, so it makes sense.

If memory serves, most of the time he’s using the .45 is when he’s in a group with his Howling Commandos (entering a building, etc). In those instances, Cap is basically acting as a shield for the whole unit, soaking up bullets that would otherwise kill his men. If he ran off to punch some random goon, or threw his…

What got me about the dog, and the thing that told me these guys were going to show me a great film, was the way the dog died. We didn’t see the dog get injured, we just heard it. We didn’t see the dog die - it was already dead when John woke up.

So...when do the original books hit the public domain? Internet lawyers, stand forth!

It’s New York, so...

“Yo! Meat-bags, mind the fuggin’ gap!”

I rather like the look of the spaceship shot, it had a real nice Chris Foss feel to it.

I saw the first one when it came out, and caught a late night rental of the one where they jump a car between buildings. I don’t remember this guy being in either film at all (though, to be fair, I did fall asleep watching the newer one)
Is he that central to the films?