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At the current rate America is going to shit, “Idiocracy” is beginning to look like a best-case scenario.

They’re 50/50% asbestos/polyester blend

The great majority of people who have engaged in warfare throughout the years have done so without major injury, especially injury that would show up on the bones 1000 years later. A warrior of high ranking social status would be even less likely to be injured that some poor random foot soldier.

Get the rights to Dragon Riders of Pern. It’s got politics, war, murder, revenge, rich barons, dirt poor peasants, sex, violence, an impending world-wide doom, and ... dragons. Telepathic sapient dragons.

Even as a little kid, I could always sing in a freakishly bass voice (though my speaking voice was perfectly normal). So hymns would start, and I would stand behind a fat person, and sing like Satan on a six-day bender.

Considering that the U.S. spends more than most countries on education (per student. per year), the real problem is what is taught (and what is ignored). Too many of your schools are controlled by local school boards dominated by groups with religious or political motivations, which actively degrade the sciences

Send him up here to Canada. He could be our first immigrant PM, or whatever he likes. We’ll put him to work.

Method actors.

Their computer systems probably showed that she had a son living illegally in the states, and therefore was a risk of overstaying her visa. They would, of course, been too inflexible/stupid/uncaring to realize that this was the son who was now dead.

Someone’s going to need to be the goon in charge of Trump’s NuReich™ concentration camps, and Arpaio’s getting too old.

Teachers, nurses, mechanics, doctors, plumbers, doctors, carpenters, drivers, CEOs, IT guys, professors, dentists, . . .

You’d be hard pressed to find an occupation that actually did weed out the dead wood (maybe test pilot? Bomb disposal expert?)

This would seem to be a good fit for garbage trucks, since they never go that far, and spend a lot of their working time motionless and idling (a stationary electric garbage truck would use no energy, save that used for lights, heat and the radio). Plus, a LOT quieter at 4:00 a.m.

“Took”. Like the hobbit. “Toke” is a marijuana cigarette (joint)

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Since Denzel made “Man on Fire” in 2004, he already knew the genre. MOF is also arguably a better film.
On a side note, Mel Gibson could have done that phone speech as well, or better. Remember “Ransom”? Mix in the Porter character from “Payback” (1999) and the result would have been just as good.

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Especially since it wasn’t Kool-Aid, but another brand.

Why are all these kids looking in different directions? How many eclipses were there?

Also, running with scissors is perfectly OK, and you can’t put someone’s eye out with a paper airplane. Swimming immediately after eating is fine, just don’t over-exert yourself and get a cramp.

75 or so years ago, my grandfathers joined up with a few million of their buddies, and spent six years hunting these Nazi bastards down, stomping them flat, or digging them out of whatever hole they crawled into. They didn’t ask if you were a true believer, or just in it for the laffs - if you wore the Nazi uniform or

Considering how many times Trump has expressed a desire to see people roughed up or assaulted (protesters at his rallies, prisoners in police custody), he’s probably quite happy that people are getting attacked in his name.