MOVE FAST AND BREAK THINGS!!!

I would hate it if the new and improved AF1 crashed into my house, but I would consider making the sacrifice for the good of the world. Though about half the world is unworthy of that sacrifice.  Impacting Mt McKinley or the Gulf of America might be fitting.

Yes, please rush these planes out without any quality control checks.

wait, wait. Hear me out.
Let’s say we let them rush the planes with the help of Musk. What’s the worst that can happen? Since we know what is Boeing quality control these days....

Exactly.

Collatoral personnel damange is a problem, but the thought of Trump and Musk flying together on a hastily assembled aircraft.... I mean, I see some upside potential. 

And could be a near-future missed opportunity. Any automaker who is currently not run by an out-and-proud-Nazi could probably eat some or all of Tesla’s lunch with even just a semi-robust EV offering. VW’s decision to not give the US anything other than the bus and that ID.BarOfSoap perplexes and annoys me, for…

He’s definitely out of his element.

I’ve used Waymo in San Francisco; I have no complaints. 

“world’s top-selling automaker for the fifth year in a row. This wild achievement comes despite the fact the Japanese company actually posted a 3.7 percent drop in global sales

Toyota might have sold another half a million cars if their (US) dealers did not act as if the cars were made of pure gold. I was considering a RAV4 until I went to a dealer and found $3500 worth of worthless add-ons. I got a CX-5 instead.

There’s absolutely no way he was even in the room when the first statement was written.

He’s a savage lunatic and goddamn the assholes that voted him in.

On the one hand, I’m amazed I hadn’t seen something like this before, because it’s genius and this is the internet. On the other hand, I’m not sure I’m comfortable desecrating The Big Lebowski by juxtaposing it with our Dipshit in Chief...

I was reading his statement and trying to imagine how he could have said “May god bless their souls” in a way that didn’t sound like he was reading those words for the first time in his life. 

Probably unrelated: https://apnews.com/article/coast-guard-homeland-security-priorities-committees-trump-tsa-d3e4398c8871ada8d0590859442e092c

You joke, but literally a week ago Trump gutted a key airline safety committee.

It seems that the Blackhawk pilot was told to keep visual of the jet like they are required to in DCA, but for some reason crossed into the landing path of the plane. Truly horrific.

Shut the fuck up Donny!

DEI hire in Reagan ATC for sure. Or maybe the helicopter pilot’s second cousin is trans. Or maybe this is why we should re-designate them Sikorsky “White-Hawks.”

But seriously, this is horrible. My heart is with all the victims and their families. Accidents happen and that doesn’t make it okay, but the cynic in me is…

I have lived and worked in this area most of my adult life. I was here when 9-11 happened, in fact on the Pentagon property that morning about 15 min before the incident. We’ll learn more, but I’ll just say that there has been a very noticeable uptick in helicopter traffic in recent years. For me it became most…