3rd gear -- goddamn this is so easy.  Pay the man millions, perhaps billions, and he’ll do whatever you need him to do.  Period, full stop.  No need to even hide these payments anymore.  Just direct deposit a half-bill into his Chase account, go to X and declare the need for more EV rebates, and BOOM here they come.

“implement huge tariffs on cars imported from Mexico, Canada and China”

That goes along with the other stupidity - making turn signal lights microscopic and co-locating them with the head lamps and then deciding the fix is to turn off the head lamp next to the signal so it looks like the car has a head lamp out when the car is waiting for a turn. 

You mistyped beta cucks.

Is it Elon’s ‘thing’ now to strike a dopey pose for any photo op?

To paraphrase Jules in Pulp Fiction, “Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know, cuz I wouldn’t drive a filthy Tesla.”

Here’s a handy pic showing the difference:

Thank goodness they changed the stupid bulbous greenhouse proportions, oh wait. They changed the headlights.

Too woke!!! Too much DEI!!! Looks like it was designed by Black trans socialist!!!

Exactly. That’s literally all they did.

Wow it looks... the same as it did before!

Pretty much. It’s clear to everyone except Tesla stan that all of their car designs are basically the same and based on the 12+ year old Model S. This new front end just looks like a slightly different version of the Cybertruck front... proving once again they have no real ideas.

LOL  the new one taking design cues from the cybertruck. Look at that front. Ugh!

Model Y was always just all the worst proportions of the Model 3 exaggerated. Now it just looks like a Hyundai Kona with the scraps of charm completely buffed out.

Never go full CyberTruck...

Pro Tip: Get Apple glasses and then Elon can update his Teslas virtually! Imagine the possibilities! A new, different car every day! Make your Cybertruck not look stupid! Add cool stickers that a cool dad whose kids would talk to him would have on his cool car!

You hit the nail on the head. The Y always looked off to me, and that’s exactly it. It’s too tall for how short it is.

The Model Y is ugly.  It literally looks like a model 3 that was vertically scaled by 1.5.  Same with the X.

Oh boy… they Cybertrucked the front end. 

For a brand new generation of beta testers.