Or maybe he was just ROTFLOLing

That dude who is faking injury in the bottom right corner would make a great soccer player

Move to Canada, but you're still saddled with a 15 year rule. And a large number of people who inexplicably speak French.

So you're saying the only real solution is to actually move to Canada?

Every new paragraph starts off way that gives you the urge to import something illegally until you get to the "here's the problem" part and the urge goes away. Nice emotional roller coaster ride, this column and well written as always, Doug.

Extended fuel tank? Wtf thats an option?

7/10 not too bad.

I have. They actually look a lot better in person.

why am I seeing comments like this? what does the badge matter to you?

the green one looks like this:

Give them to the Chinese. They're into large American sedans and the perceived (and delusional) prestige that is attached to them.

Can we do an exchange program instead? Send the bloated 5-series GT home and in return bring over the hot sister with the proper badonkadonk butt.

NO. It's awesome just for it's pure ridiculousness. Just the fact that they built it makes it awesome. It serves absolutely no utilitarian purposes what-so-ever; it is purely meant to be driven, to be driven, and that is why it's awesome.

Why? Toyota selling millions of boring cars allows them to make things like the Toyobaru twins. That's a win to me.

The Mitsubishi Mirage should go back the the 3rd world countries it was built for.

OK, let us both know then.

Carrie Underwood encourages this shit...

Phew [wipes sweat from brow]. Not the gated shifter, that would've been a shame to lose