Everyone who knows anything about cars knows that the lightweight, mid-engined Cayman is theoretically better than its bigger brother, the 911. Porsche realized this too and has always made the Cayman less powerful to maintain the all-important Porsche hierarchy.

My wife wants me to trade my e39 for a Camry, which would be like prison (albeit one without constant maintenance and oil leaks.)

Loyalist Redcoat!

This picture. This fucking picture.

Protect the king at all costs.

You're right, they can be mighty fierce

No, but that would make the best Hellcat bumper sticker ever - "My other car is a Prius"

I don't think too many Hellcat owners have Priuses as second vehicles.

I've driven seven different 100 hp cars, so collectively....?

That's in the Constitution somewhere. Or the Bible. Both, I think.

Nice try. There's no way it was a documentary, it didn't have David Attenborough narrating.

But..but he has side pipes!?

Seriously dude?

I will NOT ruin my perfect three and a half decade run of lethargy and sloth!

You know the anti-brake post is satire, right?

Zanardi has been a personal hero of mine both before and after his accident. His level of determination, love for competition, and especially his positive attitude are what makes him an athlete worth idolizing. Simply an amazing man. Hoping for a speedy recovery! (and if there is anything Zanardi knows...it's…

You failed to mention that car brakes actually contribute to global warming! Have you ever felt the heat that comes off those things?