Holy shit, was this eye makeup done with a sharpie??

I misread the cowriter as David Sedaris, and suddenly, I needed this oddball book.

There’s probably a great script in here, somewhere. Perhaps Lifetime...

This is sad all around. (And I think someone at wiki hates her, their careful description of her first marriage/divorce is elegantly passive aggressive/blamey, without even making comment:

Okay, for any others who are curious — read the article and they’re 3 & 5.

How old are the kids — am I just missing that detail because it’s that time of the day?

Time off for poor marksmanship?

I don’t know about your marriage, but those FRIENDSHIPS sure sound like a lotta work, yeesh...

There is a difference between HARD and HARMFUL. A very important difference...

When I like myself less as a result of how we now treat one another, and when I see that the remaining problems aren’t ones I can change alone but which my partner refuses to see.

I will never understand why people are so reluctant to admit to their privilege. It’s an excellent humblebrag opportunity. “X-quality is deemed superior by society and oh god, I know, I knooowwww, Becky, I have like SO MUCH X. It’s unfair. I’m like a privilege superhero.”

Mostly it just made me want to dick punch date rapists and their apologists.

Looks like he’s popping a squat to make his own fertilizer, and then I see the gun. Nice.

Is dyspepsia a real thing?

I think Nikki is doing a good job talking about racism in the industry. I think Swift’s best role is to get out of the way of the message.

Seriously. Either do not engage, or have the class to gently chide yourself to acknowledge shit but make light of it “Hey now, there aren’t just skinny women in my video, there are SKINNY ROBOTS.” etc.

The reason I was writing five items is because I’m not sure what is going on with American women.”

MANY of the men in my friend circle (my husband included) are the lead parent and some form of stay at home/work from home dad while their wives are the main breadwinner. I find that “professional father” movement much more fascinating and in need of respect and support if we’re ever going to see viable equality.…

“ It starts with an anecdote of a young woman named Yi Gu—make sure you don’t only talk to white people, you can hear the editor P.S.-ing “