Maybe I have, like, a super big urethra, tho. DID YOU JUST URETHRA SHAME ME??

No.

Hm, interesting! Mine are mostly from sex (as an adult) and anatomy issues (as a child). The worst one I ever got was from my first pap smear. I definitely showered like a shy virgin that morning right before the appt and was as clean as a mannequin’s cooch. If I didn’t know better, I’d say they must have double…

You are a wise soul and you speak truth to Shower.

I very much appreciate that they are unwilling as a company to ascribe medicinal virtues to the product until they do trials, buuuut....

I have... I don’t recall showering being related?

You sexy BEAST. (If you *aren’t* secretly Tom Hardy hiding under the cloaking anonymity of a gawker screen name, never tell me.)

Lemon.

Say aluminum for me, gorgeous. SAY IT ...SLOWLY.

I recall years ago reading an article on a men’s site (meaning a legit lad mag type of blog) where the writer believed that if a woman insisted on splitting the check, she was telling you ‘this is not romantic’.

Also: now I can’t unhear that damn word when I get this song in my head:

But can he defend that hat?

My suspicion is that “lesbian couple who keep up their lawn” get a certain degree of pass, esp versus a gay male couple (not the anal sex!!)... but lesbian couple who use insemination (science!) and get pregnant (sweet Jesus, without a man penis??) and then have a girl-child and plan to raise her in their LESBIAN…

My, what a wee bottom he has. For a moment, I thought that was a flat-stomached woman in a skirt bending over backwards in a yoga arch pose.

-aka your fucks machine

Jesus. That’s like replying with “do you think your mom likes anal?” after ascertaining someone is close to their parents, or “ever fucked a chicken?” after they admit they love animals. Just... no, dude. Simmah down.

Wait. Her neighbors are apparently so old school/backwards/hateful that they’re giving her side eye for raising a biracial child (so much so she “has to move!”) but they’re TOTALLY COOL with two lesbians raising a child in their midst?

Sigh. Every time I hear Rainbow Baby, I maintain hope that they’re talking about some cute little leprechaun bastard looking for a pot of gold. Spoiler: I’m usually disappointed. Because humanity sucks.

Oh, god, I don’t think I’d even accept a (ha) dinner invite from them. They just seem so awkward and tense and flat all at once together. I like them both separately very much, so not sure why this is, but I suspect the way the media covers it is more to blame than any reality of their actual dynamic.