Wait, so you mean at the time they DID get away with it, right, since no one talked about it or called them out?

My point was just regarding paid beards in general.

Aw, that genuinely makes me sad for her, if so. Humans can be such shits to one another in the name of selfishness and self preservation.

I have no clue who he is or what his orientation might be, but if you bother to pay the beard, you should be bragging about the fake banging you’re doing, no? Get your beard $s worth.

First reaction: wait, there was a black character?? I don’t remember a black character.

Jesus. Numerology. When you take your political ideology from the same system preteen girls use to decode their astrological fate, it may be time to admit you’re a dumbass.

I think a lot of it is a body language, hair, and styling thing.

Because you need to know the Symbols of Thine Enemy.

Dammit, I KNEW there was a stupid alphanumeric element!!

Ah that old rallying cry: Give Me Sudoku or Give Me Death (to all Jews).

Nazi Scrabble?

As for him being made out to be a villain because he has tattoos and he’s a fighter, I have tattoos and I was a porn star. Like, what makes him more a villain than me? The point is, he broke the law. That’s what makes him a villain. It’s not his job or his looks. It’s the fact that he did something wrong.

Like, what is 14 88.

Would spank.

If it means they’ll stop drooling over people and calling them “queen” and “my new BFF, I’m all for it. That kind of false obsequioussness turns my stomach.

Plus side: touchable boobs. Take that, non corporeal sky king!

Not weird that you’re curious (I was in basically your exact sitch, although their break up was much fresher) but since you’ve “just started dating” one another and your relationship is still very new, it may be a bit early to start digging up the past.

The HPV? That shit just won’t diiiiiieeeee.

Correction: there’s something oddly attractive about Stefon