I mean who would choose a hospital bed over their own?

I didn’t think this story could get worse, but physical damage she may otherwise have avoided if they hadn’t placed her in care is definitely worse. I hope she at least avoided abuse.

Shit, fascinating and informative, thank you.

They should absolutely sue, but I would hope there is also the potential for criminal charges. (Unless... can there really be a statute of limitations on child kidnapping?)

This brings me joy, as only a velvet falernum can.

DONE. Hell, I even know an Evil Stig song or two, so I think I’m technically already a member. Now I just need to find a sweet members jacket.

That sounds like either a sex position, a children’s book villain, or a burlesque dive — I can’t decide which...

When is your next open enrollment?

DAMN. My HPV just got served.

...nah. I’m good,

Now do the guy in the back right!

I suspect Jonah Hill is all “Samesies!” over there.

Butts and penises.

Hm. It’s almost as if you no longer find the power of Christ... compelling.

We’re missing the real story, here:

is that short for I love the (10...foot D)?

That grabbed my curiosity, too, I mean that’s a veritable fucktonnage of money for a student.

(sage nod) You and I have similar accreditation!

I don’t know, he seems so... committed. You know? (And a litle like he needs to BE committed, I must say. Can narcissistic tendencies ever become psychotic??) To have the energy to maintain that degree of investment hating and abusing someone so long after a break up just seems obsessive to a degree where I feel like…

Yeah, while I suppose if there’s some kind of psychotic or organic issue at hand, here, then it’s posssssible that he started out a decent guy and they had a non-toxic relationship until he had some sort of snap, but frankly the whole “affair with my college daughter’s roommate” thing on top of the later harassment…