I want to die if there are people in the world like you. Do you understand that you love me? Apologize and fix this, or win in the way that you do not want to win. I’m tired of a world in which such disordered personality can attempt to destroy a man so good and moral and kind and loving.

This is unfair,** but every time this young lady speaks, it makes me like her family and in particular respect her parents. I can’t help it. I want to know about them. Never met ‘em, never will, but I have a warm feeling for them.

I feel like he needs to stop smelling his own farts.

“She tried to hit me first (so I put her in the hospital)” wouldn’t be an acceptable excuse from a spouse in a domestic incident. It sure as hell isn’t an acceptable out from a trained, armed, sober and emotionally uninvolved professional.

I’ve always thought she was pretty special in the looks dept, but damn, this is next level shit. She looks like the world’s most elegant bride, here, I actually thought this was a wedding pic.

So, hes basically about to make this gesture, right—?

Plastic surgery scares me a bit because even celebrities (who should have access to the best, and solid recommendations) can fairly frequently get shit results.

Yeah, I wonder if that choice of pic was passive aggressive or just shows the depth of her poor understanding?

Oh hell, I had no idea she even had a sister (have only seen photos of HB with her mother).

I in no way disapprove of this research. God speed.

The only other marginally understandable meaning I can think of would be if this was a piece exploring how these twins were an excellent barometer of racism (in that the darker skinned sister was subject to more macro and micro abuse) and so the paler girl “lucked out” to be born into a skin shade that protected her…

Exactly! But I guess it’s a dead end, because I’m afraid if I try a google image search all it will come back with is “crotch”.

Super Important: I would like to buy this underwear. Can anyone read that label or guess the brand?

That was my favorite part, though.

I was pleasantly surprised that the linked, original Brit-sourced advice column response did, in fact, target the guys:

But... how does that make it a creepy thing for him to have made and shared?

Wait... wtf is a Cat Daddy video?? I’m afraid to google with a term like that, all sorts of weird fetishes come to mind.

I don’t know if anyone else will get this ref, but well played.

This sets a new bar for my favorite comment.

She has a definite case of Resting Kanye Face.