Also, this is only 160hp? I thought 190.

That is crazy low mileage for something almost 30 years old. But CP for those seat belts. I had almost forgotten about those. That was a bad era. Thanks a lot for reminding me.

HAVE I GOT THE CAR FOR YOUUU

I know the tone of this article was meant to be snarky, but I really did feel heartbroken for Lance Bass. He sounded so emotionally invested. The whole thing would make me want to stomp my feet like a kindergartner and say, “it’s not fair!”

As in segue? or as in rogue?

I guess I spoke too soon.

I’m trying to think of a bike joke but I’m two tired.

But... what’s wrong with wanting to be an astronaut? *suddenly feels self conscious at 38*

Lance has DREAMS and I love them. 

Sort of side note: HGTV is trash. I used to watch it, but now it’s just couples arguing over “man caves” and “she-sheds,” shiplap, and endless boring revamps that manage to all look like the same fancy plastic surgeon’s office. Bye.

But... But... THE INTERIOR IS NOT THE BRADY BUNCH SET!!! The house doesn’t need to be “restored to its 70s glory” because all its 70s glory was in its curb appeal. The house exterior doesn’t remotely match the set. So, SO dumb.

When I was trying to buy a house with a very limited budget in a highly coveted area this happened to me all the time (end of recession and market was exploding). I was frequently told I had the winning bid only to be told the next day that a cash offer came in. It sucks, but at least he can easily afford something…

Yup. I’ve been there, and it feels kind of like a breakup. Like, you have all these visions of the future, and somebody said that it was cool to dream away, and then they take it away!

Yeah and like, I know a house is expensive so it’s nice to even be able to afford one and he could easily buy another, but he really wanted THIS weird-ass house. If he likes the aesthetic so much he could for sure have it replicated right? But it seems like this was important to him for some reason? I don’t know it’s…

Do you not pronounce DOJ like doge?

Speed records fascinate me, especially when we get into the realm of purpose-built craft like this.

Bergdorf’s in NYC was a great store and a great building.  The fact that nothing was preserved because he’s such an asshole is really disgusting.

Yes, but how many parts are imported from Japan, Canada, or Mexico?

I wonder if President Fieri will grunt and moan when he’s handed a piece of good legislation the same way regular Fieri does when he’s handed a chicken wing wrapped with bacon.