My 12" Lodge has a second handle. So does my 10" for that matter. I want a 15" but it’s one of those things that I just wouldn’t use all that often.

Is that a 12" cast iron skillet or did you need a 15" to fit all that stuff in it?

Damn. You will be missed.

Do what my wife and I do. Order drinks and your first round of apps, smile sweetly and say “we’re not sure how hungry we are, do you mind if we hang onto a menu and order as we go?”

My mother-in-law puts smoked oysters right out of the can in her stuffing. Sounds weird, but it’s really good. Just tasty, smoky, little bites of umami.

Not really British, but Austin Powers is borderline age-appropriate and fucking hilarious to this day.

Came here to say George Carlin, +1000

Pro tip - put vodka in your cold brew device with coffee, and make THE BEST Black and/or White Russians

I know... what was described as “tomato bread pudding” is not bread pudding, it’s panzanella, which is a bread salad with tomatoes.

Those Doc Martens are hideous. Everything else looks cool though.

Those Doc Martens are hideous. Everything else looks cool though.

Tomato bread pudding sounds disgusting. It’s called panzanella.

Double wrap in plastic and store in a plastic bag. Aren’t we trying to use less plastic as a society?

This mother fucker just watched Armageddon, didn’t he?

100% would eat. Fried crickets are pretty tasty, er, well, they don’t taste like much on their own but taste like whatever you put on them.

Routine is a bitch. One recent Saturday morning I left the house to go get gas, around the same time I usually leave for work. I got gas (2 minutes from my house) and got on the freeway for my commute. I was halfway into the office about 20 minutes later when my fiancee called me and said “where the fuck are you?…

Hey Jessica, this is great! Since I am kind of lazy and I have a large stock pot, I threw the linguini in, brought it to a boil, cooked for 2-3 minutes, then added the broccoli into the same pot. It worked out well and saved 10-15 minutes from dumping the broccoli water and getting another one going for the pasta,…

“Florida man wisely avoids DWI arrest and charges his Tesla at the same time”

Doug Brien has become a very successful real estate investor and startup founder. I used to work for him. He was a prick.

To the gyro/penis dude, your wife probably got meatspin.com loaded onto her computer in college when she wasn’t looking.

All the goddamn metal. Reflects the sun in ways so that even a 400 pound plumber’s taint could get sunburned.