You’re completely right, and the people who can’t figure out that a triple bacon cheeseburger with a fried egg is less healthy than a plate of kale and brussels sprouts salad have a whole other issue to deal with (these people are morons and are beyond saving).

Eating less will help you lose weight. Americans eat way too much food. Multiple studies have been conducted and have proven that people will eat significantly more when given a larger plate and allowed to serve themselves, vs a smaller plate and allowed to serve themselves. These same studies also conclude that…

The middle 0.5" of your steak may be perfect rare/medium-rare in this scenario, but you’ll have bands of grey on the outside that is overcooked.

You should be setting your charcoal grill up with a 2 zone fire. One for direct heat (over the coals) and one for indirect heat (not over the coals, this side functions like a convection oven).

Meh, combusting (burning) charcoal will provide a smokey flavor even without fat dripping on the coals. If you’re that concerned with smokey flavor throw a chunk (better than chips) of hardwood over the coals.

I’m a Bay Area guy, I’ve always like Ratto. He’s verbose as all hell (anything he writes could be effectively communicated with 1/3 the word count) but that’s always been part of what makes reading his work both slightly frustrating and really enjoyable.

In the words of the late, great George Carlin: “You don’t need to take a shower every day unless you work out, or work out doors, or for some reason come into intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage. All you really need to do is wash the 4 key area. ARMPITS, ASSHOLE, CROTCH, AND TEETH. And I’ve found…

I’m a 32 year old man in decent shape and this kid looks like he’d break my ankles.

I had a buddy in college who worked in a pizza place and he smelled like pizza constantly, even after taking an aggressive shower scrubbing head to toe. Same thing with clothes after being washed, it lingered.

Spit up my water on this one.

Yes, works well for this too :)

Not a dad yet but my father’s favorite, when my brother and I were fighting over some last piece of food:

Definitely going to be a dick here if she’s the Valedictorian:

I don’t think it’s that crazy. Oregon is 85% white and severely racist with a big right wing contingent.

You all lose because no one chose the best cereal, which is Crispix.

Is Steve Kerr overrated? I’m not sure. Mark Jackson did what with the exact same roster (pre-KD) and won what, 45 games? (it was 47 in 2012-13 and 51 in 2013-14, his 2 full seasons).

This aged poorly :(

Shucking corn before you cook it is only good if you like steamed corn.

Super Cluster is also really good

Lagunitas Equinox is a fantastic IPA with oats.