It’s taken me all of an hour and some change to be able to log in to say this:

No.

fucking hot take, coming through!

I honestly can’t think of anything that Trump would do that the GOP would consider impeachment over. He would have to do something that goes against GOP ideology for them to consider impeachment. Doing something illegal doesn’t both them as long as it is something they believe in. They have no hang up with unethical…

There’s nothing like the racist dogwhistle that is “law and order”. It’s the most thinly veiled of his appeals to white supremacy.

Melania needs the blood of our youth for her nightly baths.

Did he just google translate the Russian national anthem or something

“break the back of the criminal cartels that have spread across our nation and are destroying the blood of our youth,”

here i offer my alternatives:

That’s sea ice, which is frozen ocean. Article above is about an ice shelf, which is glacier ice (originally snow) that has flowed off land and is now floating on the ocean. They act differently, respond to different parts of the system, etc. Both are important of course, but just making sure we’re all on the same…

white woman.

I don’t get why people want to cut her slack. She’s totally evil too, and complicit in this shitstorm.

I have literally decided Trump is a greater threat to America than Osama bin Laden ever was.

Wow actual jackboots? That didn’t take long.

Nothing to do with anything but he also lies about how tall he is.

Not only have they decided to postpone the conference in Atlanta, they’ve also taken the position that Atlanta isn’t really Hotlanta. Hotlanta is a myth invented by the Chinese and The Allman Brothers.

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!

I used this to make my Christmas card this year!

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