Let’s not do this please. I juts want to sit in my barracks rooms and drink Crown Royal and not have to worry about possibly being deployed to the middle of the Islamic Republic anytime soon.

The only winning move is not to play.

So honest question: if they are both blackout drunk, did they rape each other? How does it work when both parties are unable to consent but have sex? I’m not parsing James and Lala (frankly zero idea who they are) but rather asking the question in general. I know with a lot of my super drunk hookups from college we…

Spice Girls. No question. Spice up your life.

Considering these people truly believe that Jesus was killed and then rose from the dead, you’d think they would be much more receptive to this very appropriate zombie nativity scene.

Hope they’re not some ISIS-affiliated head choppers.

Allahu Bikerbar?

Probably a little-known Radical Islamic Biker Cell... declaring war on all things water-cooled...

So you think it’s better to keep people ignorant? Come the fuck on on dude.

Yes lets have all news just be local. We dont need to know what is happening in other parts of the country.

I can imagine. My love would disappear instantly. I'm not a believer in unconditional love.

Nooooooo that’s not ok. Did you get fed?

A+ plating, you are a true artist.

Beef Wellington, man. Hell yes to a quiet, romancy two person holiday.

Brussels sprouts are delicious!

I made a turkey out of vegetables and it is my biggest achievement so far.

TBH, my stream of consciousness after reading this : “wait, where was I last night? I was pretty drunk. This totally sounds like a thing I’d do. But I only own a .357 and a .45 auto. Would this dude confuse a 1911 with a glock? Do I know anyone named Brian? Did I wear a bra yesterday?”

Cauliflower. Celery. Apples. Gouda..breadcrumbs , white wine stuffing.