If People Magazine thinks that tuna noodle casserole is a sign of perfection, its standards are even lower than I thought.

The correct word for full of pus is purulent. /end wordnerd

everyone has crush on Tom Hardy, don’t deny it Bobby

Brains are sexy yo

Did she start by wearing less and going out more?

See, Reddit can’t be racist, It’s totally dating a black woman!

I’ll be honest: I don’t even understand how you do this. Like, do you buy premade parts and stick them together? Are you just a genius? Idk.

Good lord this man is handsome. Ps. IDGAF Obama is my favorite Obama.

It’s French for Gawker.

If you liked this book, check out the sequel for Republicans:

Fair enough.

Well, then the relationship either needs to be open or over. That’s just my thoughts. I don’t want to belabor the point. We just see it differently.

And if the therapy doesn’t work?

What are you even talking about? You’re talking like (And I know you know better) people who’ve been married for years don’t know whether their partner would like to open up the relationship. Of course they know.

I don’t really see how telling your husband or wife of decades that you had an affair is “fair.” Unless there is a chance that you might have a disease or the affair results in an actual child, how will knowing about it help your spouse? Really? I would like to know about an affair during the first five years of…

This shit is complicated.