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Porsche Cayman GT4

All my friends are dead of dysentery. :(

this is amazing

The Notorious B.I.G. playing in the background, tho...

Sigh.

I am literally crying laughing!!!! Holy Fucking Shit!!!!

i simultaneously love and hate this accent

This is how I imagine all people in New Jersey speak.

“How dare you! I’m beautiful!”

This guy just wouldnt shut up, worst guy to go fishing with.

Coming this fall to a television near you: Bros Discover Things

cuomo is such a schmuck.

I do not want to be diving and come across some lunatic’s placenta. Seriously.

She is everything.

Kyle is wearing a wig. Rita Ora looks atrocious. FKA twigs looks amazing.

Marry FKA

Yaaaaas Amber!

Tortas are better than everything.