That was literally the first thing that came to my mind.

archeologists actually found an abacus in china that dates from 5000 years before christ. It had Wolfenstein 3d installed already.

An abacus.

+1 Not even close to the deserved number of recommendations

Where they fail is where the Lesabre shines!

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

This was a curiously satisfying article to read, and one of the better streamer profiles the site has done.

I love hearing about fans who are so intent on achieving an outcome that they will stop at nothing to get it.

Submit to the illusion

Abe Vigoda died before his time.

came here to make sure this was done. keep up the good work.

Obligatory Gary Larson’s comic:

I recently bought one of these for this:

I recently bought one of these for this:

10 gold stars for landscape view!