Don’t ever assume Hockey and NFL are the same.... How dare you.

Oh God, what’s wrong with you.

Oh God, what’s wrong with you.

Thank you

Hence why they go to the library first.

It was right after the “Prince” touched her boob.

I get into arguments all the time over this. Generally the only valid point (and it isn’t really all that great) is that its easier to hold the phone vertically.

Sneaky Snake

No More Puns, Dad.
Seriously, though. Good Job

Can’t fricking Wait.....

No to forget that Mars is inhabited by Robots.

Damn.. Beat me to it.

For some reason I get steps when I drive. I start out at say 1,000 steps, and when I get out of the car I’m at about 1,600 +/-.

Best Tulpa occurrence 

Aren’t cherub’s evil?

You,