Why is everybody in such a fuhrer over this?

John Wilkes Booth: “Yo man, I’mma let you finish, but I had the greatest play interruption of all time!”

Now this...this is the article I was looking for on this stressful Tuesday afternoon. Torch discussing Star Wars arcana - it’s like a warm bubble bath. Aaahhh...

Promoting for both the gif and the typo.

In my house we put both the seat and the lid down every time. Who wants to see inside the toilet bowl anyway?

Amazing.

At the very least they should have a “pop-up video” version of the episodes with their day after commentary.

Every time I watch Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Fieri, etc. — I am amazed that no one has pitched some type of “The Day After” show where they all get together and talk diarrhea/food poisoning war stories.

Holy shit what??? You literally lived out one of my dreams that I will never, ever get to see because I was born too late? You’re seriously my idol now.

Dentures? Pshaw! Some of my greatest heroes went proudly toothless.

You’d think she would have learned this lesson after someone tugged on her clothes...

AHHHH!!!! SO EXCITED!!!!

i see u

MACY GRAY. Like, wow, are we calling back to 2002?

Clean it good. Oil it up and heat it on stove.

Clean it good. Oil it up and heat it on stove.

Cut potato in half, dip in baking soda, rub. Repeat as necessary.

Cut potato in half, dip in baking soda, rub. Repeat as necessary.

Well that's a real shame. Boogie was planning to put his 13.1 oval sticker on his balls.