Yeah at first I was like ‘Oh, this is going to be like the chocolate guy he’s making fake papers to show how easily he can get people to buy in.’ And just got more and more distressed as I realized that was not the case.

I was kind of hoping that this article was about a guy getting his stupid papers published as some sort of sting on the sexual health community. The sad truth becoming more obvious was depressing.

Also, I’m glad all is well! 

I was 35 when I had my kid this last year. Officially a “geriatric pregnancy.” My doctor said, “you know some asshole man made that term up.”

I don’t even know how I’m Cohen to thank you for this.

Don’t get ahead of yourself: Mr. Trump proudly served in the 3rd Battalion during the battle of Stones vs. Glass Houses.

I am literally beaming at my desk at the entire testifying. DRAG HIMMMMMM.

He is strong on Crime, the Border, the Second Amendment and loves our Military and Vets.

Try not to worry! It took a week for us as well. You will find your way no matter what. 

If Jussie Smollett staged this whole thing - the letter and the physical attack - as a ploy to get a more lucrative contract, he has done a terrible disservice to both the black community and the LGBTQ community, which he both belongs to and used for his own game.

On top of the pump break issues, I’m alarmed that she had to post a sign that she was ALONE in the store. Maybe there are some other people working who are not authorized to use the registers, but I would be absolutely terrified to work storefront completely alone and then have to advertise that fact.

I can only hope whoever did it was called out mercilessly for being a narc.

So weird, right?! I’m wondering now if this is a common thing with chocolate, especially for women...

I was a teenager (young man) at the time it happened. I was today years old when I learned he actually raped her. I just thought she was crazy.

I was still in elementary school when this happened, so the only memories I have of it from the time are those of the jokes and punchlines, of a woman so crazy to have done something like this. And that’s all I really understood of it well into my adulthood.

what i find the most problematic about the squirting phenomena is that when people chalk it up as “just urine,” it automatically lumps it in the same category as waste fluid and it makes me feel gross for doing it. but here’s what i do know, and it’s similar to your experience: i can pee before sex, then squirt this…

I truly cannot understand how they thought this would be a good idea. I mean really - cinematography and editing of all things? Those are the backbones of filmmaking. And I mean, EVERYONE has an opinion about hair and makeup! If they have to relegate some categories to off screen, why not make it be sound mixing or…

I hope he gets sued out of existence. He should also have to make a public statement saying, “I’m full of shit and said this shit to make money off idiots, no matter who it affected.” That, but more lawyerly. 

I don’t know if I want the FBI deciding they can investigate people based on the names of songs they write.

What was the FBI supposed to do, toss him into a black van and disappear him? Clearly the guy was a scumbag before this, but lots of people are scumbags. We don’t arbitrarily lock people up for being scumbags and we don’t, unfortunately, lock people up for making shitty music.