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C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.

Abortion is a private medical procedure, so it’s really not up to you or me to pass our personal morality onto a complete stranger.

The “justification” for an abortion is that the patient wants one, period. Your idea of what the “right reasons” (I can only imagine what those are in your worldview) for an abortion matter not one whit to anyone who is not you. Abortion is often PRECISELY for people who want to correct mistakes made in bed that

No, he aggregated the polls and projected a probability that Hillary would win.

If you read the actual 538 article, he has a pretty damn good point that a 2% polling error in a system with indirect elections is a hell of a lot likelier to be wrong than a 30% gap in an election based on the popular vote. And even then he points out that it could be wrong because STATISTICS IS NOT MAGIC.

It’s mariJUANa, not marijuanA

“special girls trip”

I have the occasional brain fart, thankfully not televised, but I don’t think I would ever go with “Holocaust centres.”

Smear? Guy defended OJ. I’m not too worried about his reputation (and no, dying does not absolve you of doing bad shit while alive).

No, no, NO! MONKEYS eat bananas! Elephants eat PEANUTS! Has she lost her MIND?!?!?!? Rabbits eat lettuce, mice eat cheese, and dingoes eat babies; there are rules to be followed, dammit!

1. April Ryan needs a raise. I don’t know what they are paying her, but it isn’t enough to put up with this BS.

No need to compare since they’re both better than most other shows on TV.

If they really did run an algorithm to come up with 4 randomly selected people and this guy, an actual fucking doctor, said I have patients to see then United could have run it again and gotten someone with relatively less obligations back home to get off the flight. I’ve never flown United but it’s stories like this

Why is it that after nobody took United up on the offer of an increased voucher, United didn’t just pay for its employees to rent a vehicle and drive down to Louisville? Basic Google map search showed it was only like a 4 hour ride.

Chris Evans wouldn’t be allowed to return to Massachusetts if he spoke out against Brady. His uncle would probably be voted out of office if Chris went on the record against Tom Brady.

I inexplicably love Blake and Ryan. And for obvious reasons love Jake. This is my new dream scenario.

I imagine United just opened itself up to a lawsuit.

The Trump cannot read conspiracy* may be the best thing that Sam Bee has done. And that is one high fucking bar.

And further evidence that even the guy who graduates last in his med school class is still called “Doctor”. Probably couldn’t hack it in medicine so he decided to be a politician.