You cannot mention Jaws IV without including this lovely quote from him when asked if he’s seen it: “I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific.” 

I never bounced back after wheels made my job at Clunky Squares obsolete. Squares are all I know and all I wanna know. Fuck circles! My deddy and his deddy and his DEDDY’S deddy all made squares. Bring back our jobs!

Ugh, I hate how much voters (on both sides IMO) punished Clinton for actually running on a realistic platform (to a large extent) instead of blatant lies that made some voters feel good.

I don’t wash my legs or my feet and I pee in the shower. IDGAF!

Uhhhhh. Only psychopath clean freaks legit soap and wash their legs. This has been known since Seinfeld taught Kramer how to shower.

Great news, but let’s see if they’re convicted.

Getting rid of environmental regulations to save coal jobs is like getting rid of animal abuse laws to save the horse and buggy industry when cars were invented.

Oooh that’s some top-of-the-class misdirection in the CO2 Coalition page:

aw. my cats love me so much, it’s always so obvious. they always sit next to me (or on top of me), wherever i go in the house. they follow me everywhere too and wait for me outside the bathroom. i don’t know if they know when i’m coming home, but every day as i pull up to the house after work, they’re in the window…

*appalling

In reading the dress code that another commenter posted, it seems to give far more latitude to the men: shorts are allowed if they are no more than three inches above the knee — but no miniskirts at all. No spandex pants or dresses (hence the leggings issue) seems to be aimed at the women (I don’t recall too many men…

I’m possibly misreading what you’re saying here, but if I have it correct...

Also- Every Breath You Take.

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.

Unfortunately, the American Taliban is still going strong.

“abortion offends God, plain and simple”

To give you a sense of how much Republican lawmakers care about women, take this vignette from Senator Pat Roberts today. When asked by a TPM reporter if he supported repealing Obamacare, Roberts sarcastically responded, “I wouldn’t want to lose my mammograms.”

Is Marc Jacobs cosplaying as The Rock circa 1992?

He was very good in Selfie. I really liked that show.

Whoa. Good on you for trying and sorry you had to go through that. Issa sucks, fuck that guy.