Nope, for Dancers you say the French swear word “Merde”.

It’s not even the right context. You say break a leg for theatre, not dancing.

Here’s the issue my husband believes (like literally believes) we are at 50/50 when in reality it’s more like 90/10 and it blows my mind. What was even more revealing is I tried to create a chore chart/list to create a more equal workload but so many items I was like “he won’t do that right” or “this looks like he’s…

Because a lot of dudes literally don’t see or understand the full scope of the work as a result of socialization. Women see the unequal distribution of household labor because they’re the ones doing the work. It’s like how white people don’t see white privilege because they’re the ones with the privilege. People of…

Having a child certainly didn’t make this woman know how to properly use the word “infer.” Imply, damn it! IMPLY

It should be pointed out, if it isn’t obvious, that it’s in fact illegal to ask women those types of questions in a job interview. So he’s not only an asshole, he lets his assholeness cloud reasonable judgement of the law.

Someone should show him the battle of Helm’s deep.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

I’m certain the jeans and shirt are fresh out of the bag, too. It’s just that those items are sold looking “lived in”.

I still think the best name I’ve come across is the Republican Insurance Plan (RIP).

We would NEVER foist him on another country - it’s bad enough we foisted him on ourselves (such as).

OMG

That scene is like my ultimate bit of Competency Porn (Don Draper’s Carousel Nostalgia speech is another). I’ve been known to watch it when work gets out of control. Accountants FTW!

Wherever you fall in the spectrum of arguments for taking various supplements or vitamins and minerals - I suspect most people know the Yes Nos and Maybes of all this - I think everyone can agree if you buy them for 300x the market price from Goop in sachets, you deserve a good hard slap.

I need a vitamin pack for not getting paid enough for the job I do. Does Goop have fuckin vitamin for that?

One of the greatest scenes and probably one that has been cut when shown to politicians in real life.

I LOVE DAVE

Sex with your in-laws visiting? Bold move. Nothing shuts things down for me faster than either of our parents nearby, besides maybe a cold shower. lol

I can’t think of anything my husband did in front of my parents that was embarrassing to *me*, but one of my mom’s and my favorite stories is embarrassing to my husband and he just loves it when we bring it up every chance we get.