centuries of socialization to be “nice”

this sounds at least munchausen adjacent.

fair.

came here to say this! former ballet dancer here, and I was all “you don’t say break a leg you say merde goddamnit.”

This won’t work for everyone because it is a luxury, but I hired a house cleaner via an agency (it’s actually fairly affordable, considering). It costs a little less than $100 for a professional to come and clean my house thus meaning that cleaning is out of my hands (almost) entirely. We used to spend almost all…

good lord, he’s so rich (or at least lives like he’s rich) that it probably doesn’t even occur to him that weekly trips to florida cost money. He’s like, what, i already have air force 1, what could it cost to fuel it up? $100?

god the presidential salary is pennies compared to what he spends on those weekend jaunts to the “southern whitehouse”

none of the above, how about post-apocalyptic “last man on earth”? Everyone seems to have access to clean clothes and showers and stuff.

My question in reading this article: is *any* other family of procedures/medical specialty regulated in such detail as abortion? Like, are there laws indicating precisely what technique may be used in performing, say, an appendectomy? Like WT actual F. Legislators are fucking NOT DOCTORS (usually) so like SHUT THE…

that umlaut-ed LOL was internet gold.

starring for RIP and also ur handle. Rick&Morty for lyfe!

This could not be more perfect. Jackie, singing this song, in Chinese, with his martial arts b-roll? COME ON.

I mean, there are “local”-sounding non citizens (hey canadians), US citizens with accented speech, and everything in between. It is straight up bigotry in action, this.

And who the hell says you have to be a US citizen to eat in a public restaurant?? The logic (lake thereof) is baffling.

tourist visas? way easier to get your hands on and less likely to burn your legs to a crisp.

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I don’t think that’s necessarily true. It depends on whether or not you have an employment contract, what exactly the leave policy states, etc, but I think at some (most?) corporate jobs a person could technically give their notice on their first day back from leave. Or even with 2 weeks left on their leave.

god I know. I just caught that. although it could be an annoyance to one particular co-worker... ;)

it may be an image thing. sure, I wouldn’t give two shits if my husband got weird whilst on a guys’ trip. But I’m 100000% sure that video wouldn’t end up on TMZ either.

fuck all that shit.