At this point, buying one seems like a self own. Like kicking yourself in the nuts seems easier. 

Sheesh! You have to put it in a special mode for it to cope with a fucking car wash? And if not, warranty is voided! What a fucking shitshow of a design and company.

1. Don’t.

More toe-in-cheek than anything

The Simpsons predicts it again:

Braising it would make it sane????

People.
People who eat people,
Are the luckiest people, in the world.
We’re children, eating other children,
And yet letting grown-up pride,
Hide the hunger inside,
Acting more like anthrophagists, than like children.

Barbara sang it better, I’m sure.

The real crime is that he didn’t throw it on a grill after a good dry rub, amirite?

Guess we found the guy with the small penis!

Found the guy with the small penis. 

Im saying truck and suv drivers represented 89% of the sample size of people who swerved OUT of their path IN ORDER TO HIT the animal. Not to get out of the way.

Big truck = Small Penis.

My personal experience is that more than half the aggressive drivers I see out there on the road are driving full-size pickup trucks and the more the mods, the more the drive aggression. If I am being tailgated in the center or right lane in heavy traffic, I almost always expect to see nothing but the huge-ass grill…

Big truck = small penis guy sounds triggered and personally attacked.

A friend’s teenager once printed up 100 static-cling decals (this is important as there was no possible way he was vandalizing or damaging property). They were matte charcoal grey so they blended into dark colours really nicely. They said “I have a tiny wiener”. He stuck them to brodozer trucks, just below the rear…

Exact, it’s metaphorical. Driving a brodozer clearly shows you are seeking attention/validation, which is often a sign of poor self-esteem/insecurity.

Couple that with the fact that a lot of lifted and ridiculously modded truck drivers(I’m tempted to go with most, but I’ve restrained myself from being too hyperbolic), are total assholes.  Just watch their behavior on and off the road and you’ll have plenty of empirical evidence to back it up.  

Sounds like R4ndyD4ndy has a small penis.

Want the best part of this? It is the same writer, the story is made by the same person that worked on Morbius. They literally rewarded mediocrity

Ooh, he did correctly yell “Shots fired!” and “I’m hit!” but forgot the necessary third element of covering your bullshit nonsense on bodycams: “He’s coming right for me!!”