I’m certain that Cybertruck owners see themselves as some kind of renegades or iconoclastic antiheroes. They have this daydream that the rest of society hates them because they want to be like them but are too cowardly to break their chains.

That is absolutely 100% a snake eating a man on the Alfa badge.

Why should a business dispute involve the police to begin with? It’s not an emergency, no law has been broken. If the sheriff wasn’t happy with the level of customer service then he can google the details of BK HQ in his own time. This is straight up an abuse of power.

I guess their reasoning for the music was “Cyberdyne... Cybertruck! Robots and the future and stuff!”

He has no plan at all for how he would do it. Like everything else that comes out of his mouth - it’s a lie.

Considering thieves can just peel the window down, it’s probably simple enough to kick the window out from the inside. Not that you should have to. But you probably could.

That’s how I read it too. No actual ban. Just Jalopnik desperate for clicks after all their talent left.

So... not a ban.

How was it banned?

This fragile chap loves so much that he can’t even pronounce its name properly - Harley “Davison” he keeps saying!

Time to equip fire trucks with dry powder hoppers!

Those bumpers are tremendously ugly and you should be embarrassed for having such a bad take.

Cybertruck owners are like “I can turn the wheel with only my little finger!” which is fine if you have mobility issues. But how many people are struggling to turn the wheel in their car anyway and saying “This would be great if only I could steer with one finger!” ?

Cybertruck Ambulance*

Glad to hear they’ve got their priorities right.

I mean, Elon did say it can act as a boat for a brief amount of time. 

Cybertruck Stans are a weird bunch. They act like the CT is some strange new alien technology that just fell out of the sky and landed in Tesla’s lap, which then decided to sell it on to customers. It’s no-one’s fault the thing keeps breaking! We just haven’t figured out this exotic new technology yet! As soon as…

So you’re paying upfront for a battery replacement?

“he told me I should have been using a Bluetooth”

“In some cases, there were advertisers who were insisting on censorship,”